Literary Confession: Sometimes I narrate my life in my head like a novel.
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This was hilarious! hahaha!
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She’s flawless
I tried to go against the gender roles/rules with my son… but it’s seriously hard to break the habit.
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Being me is enough!
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Beautiful.
peluchita: How to Read
Read ten books at once, and breathe different walks of life. Recite quotes to strangers you have never met before, and watch them look at you with widened eyes and raised eyebrows. They’ll hurry away, thinking you some homeless person, high on drugs, and you’ll laugh and pity them. The more obscure the quote, the better. Instead of your room being strewn with clothes and makeup and CDs, have books thrown everywhere. Don’t keep it in your mind that books are made to be cherished, worshipped. They’re not. They’re made to be lived. Bend the covers, dog-ear the pages, write comments in permanent markers and tear off the back page. Let the air surround the books, and let yourself be surrounded in turn. Make sure your bedside table is always covered in books, and the words and thoughts will seep into you by osmosis each night. Dream with a story underneath your pillow, and maybe you’ll become a hero while you rest. Read ten books at once, and when you’re finished, write about them. Never be a passive reader. Always live the words.
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pbnz:
I’M DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN’T EVENNN….
lmao i can’t
O_o
lmao
lolololol
yo….lmao
This is hilarious, but I could use this for someone I know.
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Reblog if you’re willing to answer publicly anything that comes to your ask box right now.
…but don’t get cut in the process!
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THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OUT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
this has to be on my blog oh my fucking god
these are the most perfect wedding vows fo real
Hilarious!
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LOL. This is so cute.
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I’m overwhelmed with book lust.
mmmmhmmm
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So we must save ourselves and save each other.
No other way.
^^^^ and this is why I love you, D! You are so real, baby doll!
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